Some important paper work

A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that his wife is in bed with the gardener. The man goes nuts, and offers the maid one million dollars to shoot them both. The maid agrees and he soon hears two gunshots. The maid returns to the phone and he asks her what happened. The maid says she shot his wife in bed and the gardener ran, so she shot him by the pool. The man says, "Pool??? Is this 555-4320???"

Average: 9 (1 vote)

Another 5 random jokes


If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?

Average: 7 (1 vote)

Monica Lewinsky

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Average: 6 (1 vote)


Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

Average: 8 (1 vote)

One million dollar

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

Average: 6 (1 vote)

Pretty or ugly

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

Average: 6 (1 vote)