Social Security sex

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”

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Another 5 random jokes

Survivors

If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?

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Monica Lewinsky

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Average: 6 (1 vote)
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Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

Average: 8 (1 vote)
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One million dollar

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

Average: 6 (1 vote)

Pretty or ugly

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

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