Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
Reading the Bible
Another 5 random jokes
If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."