Mood ring

I bough my wife a mood ring, and when she's in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.

Average: 5 (1 vote)

Another 5 random jokes


If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?

Average: 7 (1 vote)

Monica Lewinsky

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Average: 6 (1 vote)


Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

Average: 8 (1 vote)

One million dollar

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

Average: 6 (1 vote)

Pretty or ugly

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

Average: 6 (1 vote)