I bough my wife a mood ring, and when she's in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.
Another 5 random jokes
If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."