Jokes for Children

All jokes for children on jokes-for-us.com (page 1). In total there are 20 jokes for children on the site. The jokes are ordered according to the score that visitors have given to a joke. Help with the site and also give a good or bad score to the jokes you read.

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Pretty or ugly

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

Average: 6 (1 vote)
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I didn't do

Student: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

Average: 5 (1 vote)
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Water

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Answer
Average: 9 (1 vote)
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Sunglasses

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

Answer
Average: 9 (1 vote)
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Left eye

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Answer
Average: 5 (1 vote)
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Fats & loud

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

Answer
Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood was walking around in the forest with her basket and suddenly in the distance she sees the Big Bad Wolf. Little Red Riding Hood went up to the wolf and said, "Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such little eyes?" she asked. He responded, "Oh go away you! I'm taking a poop!"

Average: 5 (1 vote)
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Biggest lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was!" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Average: 7 (1 vote)
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Lettuce

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

Average: 5 (1 vote)
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