Best jokes

The best jokes on Jokes for Us sorted by the number of votes a joke received (via the star rating of course). Help the site and rate the jokes that you think are good or bad. Thanks for that!
Number of jokes on the site: 223.

Captain Kirk

Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?

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Average: 9 (2 votes)
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Politicians and diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

Average: 10 (1 vote)
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Undress please

A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That’s a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That’s nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"

Average: 7.5 (2 votes)
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Two hunters

Two hunters are out in the forest when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 911 and gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Average: 10 (1 vote)
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8 Cokes

Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?

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Average: 8 (2 votes)
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Riddle

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?

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Average: 9.5 (2 votes)
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Survivors

If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?

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Average: 8.5 (2 votes)
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My mother and my love

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied, "All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."

Average: 9 (1 vote)
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Two antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

Average: 9 (1 vote)
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