Welcome to My Best Jokes

Welcome to my-best-jokes.com, where you can find the best jokes, puns and riddles on the internet. The website is still relatively new but new jokes are added daily. This way you have the best jokes on the website, both for children and adults.

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3 random jokes

3 guys were just hiking

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said, "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

Average: 7 (1 vote)

Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Average: 6 (1 vote)

Car door

If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Average: 7 (1 vote)

Riddles for us

On Riddles for us you can find the best riddels for children, riddles for adults and hard riddles.

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